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A LUCKY Parent [101 Dalmatians]
It was already lunch hour, which means it's time for Kanine Krunchies in the Dearly Farm. Once the bell was rung, all the dalmatian puppies come charging towards the silo where Nanny is getting all the krunchies out of the silo with her cycling mechanism that draws out the dog food. While all of the puppies come speeding this way, there was no one else who is more excited than Rolly. We see him ahead of the charging stampede. Rolly was running the fastest, surprisingly, yelling "Lunchtime! Come to papa!" He got to the krunchies first on the spot. As the others showed up, he savors the taste as he licks his lips. "Oh, boy!" He replies after his gulp. "Extra gravy flavor this time. I love it!" He goes back to eating more of it.
While that slightly hefty pup eats away, we see two familiar puppies eating between him. There was that smallest yet big eared puppy named Cadpig and a suave, cool puppy with spots that form up a horseshoe on his name, obviously named Lucky. Not only that, we see
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The cacophony of vehicles were heard on some areas of the British metropolis, known as London. How the place always remain busy with trekking passerbys and some double-deckers roam pass one another. As they all do, there was something going on in the headquarters of everyone's beloved agent from the United Kingdom. The headquarters, which is discreetly designed to look like a red Royal Mail Post box, was stirring up a bit when Danger Mouse was roaming around the main room.
In the living room, we see DM, listening to his theme music in a loop on those earpods connected to a music tablet (very resemblancing to an Ipod) on the rounded mattress. While he bobs his head to it, a familiar hamster in glasses walk into the room and calls him name. "Chief." No response. "Chief?" This frustrates the sidesick as he begins to tap the agent's shoulder. "Oi, chief!" he yells, which he finally got Danger Mouse's attention. The white hero notices him and removes one earbud off his ears. "Oh, hello, Pen
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Ever since :iconww07kid: brought back Tiny Toon Adventures to me, it reminded me of the pop culture humor. Those references and parodies on celebrities, movies, and popular things in the 1990s. 

I felt like doing to the same thing for today! Like with Hollywood's biggest stars today and all that! 

I only got a few so far since the mention of TTA!

On Sunday, April 23rd, 2017, I had a hunch of drawing some hottest celebrities of our time in the style of tall tale creatures....

* Charlotte Pollaxeson (Scarlett Johansson) [Axhandle Hound]

* Christoffer Choppen (Christopher Walken) [Axhandle Hound]

* Juniper Goodluck (Ginnifer Goodwin) [Jackalope] 

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Tuesday, April 25th, 2017

* Stephen Kersplashing (Stephen King) [Billdad]

* Murray Billdaddy (Bill Murray) [Billdad]

* Willy Crystallake (Billy Crystal) [Billdad]

* Mac Blackjackrabbit [Jack Black] [Jackalope]
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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

* Donny Shadowdepth [Johnny Depp] [Hidebehind]

* Flint Eastrope [Clint Eastwood] [Roperite]


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And those are what I have so far. If you got more that you remember from Hollywood, or if there are movies or cartoons that you're like to see in a legendary version, comment down below! I am always willing to hear them! 

And beside, if there is a Hollywood in Troublesome Critters, I would of come up their own like FEARSOMEWOOD! XD 
It was already lunch hour, which means it's time for Kanine Krunchies in the Dearly Farm. Once the bell was rung, all the dalmatian puppies come charging towards the silo where Nanny is getting all the krunchies out of the silo with her cycling mechanism that draws out the dog food. While all of the puppies come speeding this way, there was no one else who is more excited than Rolly. We see him ahead of the charging stampede. Rolly was running the fastest, surprisingly, yelling "Lunchtime! Come to papa!" He got to the krunchies first on the spot. As the others showed up, he savors the taste as he licks his lips. "Oh, boy!" He replies after his gulp. "Extra gravy flavor this time. I love it!" He goes back to eating more of it.

While that slightly hefty pup eats away, we see two familiar puppies eating between him. There was that smallest yet big eared puppy named Cadpig and a suave, cool puppy with spots that form up a horseshoe on his name, obviously named Lucky. Not only that, we see Spot, the spotted farm chicken who is pecking away the krunchies with her beak near Cadpig. "I sure hope this gravy isn't from a giblet." Spot commented with some concern while eating. "Spot," Cadpig begins to speak, "I doubt they put any actual fowl to make gravy out of it. Don't you remember most flavors are artificial?" "Oh, you're right," Spot begins to remember the time there was that chicken-flavored Kanine Krunchies that wasn't made from an actual hen. So they progress on with their feed.

After lunchtime got expired, all the puppies had their fill and went back to their business. Rolly was resting on the side of the barn, rubbing his stomach. "Hoo, man, that was delicious," he belched. "It sure was, Rolly," he heard Lucky nearby. He was walking towards the barn as he sez, "As much as I love to have real gravy, that artificial gravy is sure making me thirsty." As soon as he begins to walk inside the barn, he tops it off by saying, "Too bad Anita took my bowl to the dishwasher..." "Artificial or real," Rolly said out loud with a satisfying sigh, "gravy is my holy water...." He smiles warmily while rubbing his full stomach. Inside the barn, he walks pass towers of hay bale as he mutters, "If only the river wasn't so murky lately. I can't seem to find anything that I wash down my food." He was going passed a huge pile of hay until he saw something shiny from one spot of it.


"Huh?" he responded, looking at where the glare was. He begins to approach towards the haypile and sees something transparent and shiny from the sun's beam. It looks like a glass bottle. "What's this?" he said as he reaches to what was peeping out of the straws that were covering most of it. Once he has it out, it turns out to be a glass bottle flask that has a champagne cork. Not only that, there was pink liquid inside that was bubbling still. Lucky tilts his head, wondering what it was. "This looks like something Cadpig might've made," he stated, "Since she has been into science lately." He notices that there was a label on it, but it was illegible, due to some straw gotten caught by some glue of it. The horseshoe puppy glances it, wondering what it could be. "I sure hope it's something refreshing," he said, licking his dry lips, "If it's some beverage that Cadpig is trying to come up, I hope it tastes good, because I'm dying to drink something. Perhaps it's strawberry or pink cherry." He begins to think that this is some soda. So he deliberately pops the cork and guzzles it down.

While he consumes it, it tasted bittersweet. It has a hint of sweetness of strawberry while the bitterness seems to come from lemon. Once he finishes up that bottle, he compliments out loud, "A bit bitter like lemon, but I am glad that it has some nice strawberry to it. Cadpig sure is good at coming up some soda like this one. She should run a soda company."

Just then, he heard Rolly coming this way. "Hey, Rolly, what are you doing?" he asked as he notices that bottle. "Founds this bottle and it seems to be some soda that Cadpig is making." Lucky answered while licking his lips, enjoying that flavor. "Can I take a look at that bottle?" Rolly asks as he takes that bottle of from Lucky's paw. "Sorry that I didn't save you any," Lucky shrugged while Rolly glances at the bottle. "It was bitter yet it was sweet at the same time." Just then, while Rolly was noticing the straws that were covering the label, Lucky's stomach seems to gurgle and then, a small belch came out of Lucky's mouth. "And quite bubbly, too," he said as some pink bubbles were about. Rolly wonders what does the label say. He decides to grabs as much straw as he could to remove them quickly. There were some writings. "Huh....?" he said as he begins to remove more straws. Once he got the last handful, he gasped to see what it was written. "Oh, boy...." Rolly mutters, which worries Lucky. "What is it, Rolly?" the horseshoe puppy asked. From Rolly's peers, the label was entitled: "Do Not Drink: Unpredictable Testing Substance". "You shouldn't have drink this," the chubby puppy said, "It sez that it's an untested substance that shouldn't be drunk." "Oof!" the puppy grunts as he holds onto his stomach. He falls on the ground, clutching on his stomach as it moans and gurgles horribly. "Ach! I'm in a terrible pain!" He whimpers horribly as it made Rolly's heart pound with terror. "Go get help!" moaned the poor puppy.

Even thought Rolly isn't much of a runner, he gets up to his feet and starts scurrying to find someone he knows that might help. He was panting as he runs off the barn to find a certain someone. If there is anyone who made something like that stuff in the bottle, it would be Cadpig. Just then, he sees Cadpig talking to Spot about something. "There they are!" he pants as he goes right to them. Suddenly, Spot and Cadpig heard Rolly's bark. They turned to where that came from and they spotted him. "Rolly?" the chicken scratched her head. "What's the rush?" Cadpig questions the panting, chubby mutt. He was panting, feeling a bit sweaty as he answers between breaths. "Aw, no," muttered the worried sister, "Don't tell me he has drunk one of my projects I've set aside again!" She begins to dash away to the barn. "Hey!" Spot squawked as she begins to run along, "Wait for me!"

As Spot run past Rolly, the chubby yet exhausted puppy yells, "Wait!" He turns around and slowly goes after them in a slow and weary pace. "I haven't capture my breath yet..." He pants and wheezes while trying his best to catch up. Back at the barn, we see Cadpig and Spot finally got to the entrance. She notices the bottle on the ground that Rolly left. She picks it up and notices the label. "Oh, no, if Lucky really did drank this, then he's....." she looks forward and gasps in terror. Spot did the same when she looks ahead. What they all saw was Lucky, who is up on a hay pile with a large potbelly. He sees very queasy as well as embarrassed by being seen like this in front of his siblings and his fine-feathered friend. The weary horseshoe puppy chuckled and waves, "Hi, guys...."

"Did you drink this, Lucky?" Lucky's displeased sister asked him while holding the empty bottle. "What did I tell you about drinking my incomplete work? You have no idea what it might do!" "It did something already," Lucky huffs as he mentions, "I feel pretty heavy inside and yet, something fuzzy is going on here." Before he knew it, Rolly saw something that surprised him. Not only did it surprised the chubby one, but Lucky as well. That moment when something just kicked him from the inside.

"Did you see that!?" Rolly yelled, completely shocked. "I saw something moved inside Lucky!"

"What now?" the chicken reacted, looking baffled.

"Rolly's right!" Lucky nods as he rubs his stomach. "I felt something inside that just kicked me."

"Wait, you don't mean that you...." Before Spot could even finish, Cadpig halts her. "Maybe, but I would need to examine him and not with tools, mind you."

The little puppy climbs up the hay to get close to her nervous brother. She places her head on Lucky's stomach, which made her brother blush from that feeling. With those big ears of hers, Cadpig detects something going on inside him. She hears a heartbeat of something that is pretty tiny. "Egad....." he cooed in such shock. "What is it!?" Rolly asked as he begins to climb up the hay while Spot walks up on the hay with ease. "You heard something?!" "A palpitation of a very small, independent heart....." Cadpig mutters as she still listens, "Not Lucky's own heart." Suddenly, she sees something poked on Lucky's side what appeared to look like a puppy's paw. Spot and Cadpig gasped when they saw his stomach jumped from that. "There it is again!" yelled Rolly. "And I felt it again," Lucky blushes. "What is inside me!? What's happening to me!?"

Cadpig got her head off of his side of his stomach. She appeared to look worried and uncertain how to say this. "Well, what's wrong with him!?" The chicken asked Cadpig. "I, too, saw that something has moved inside him!" Cadpig bites onto her own lips, feeling pressured to inform him what is happening to him. "To be honest, Lucky," she begins with those sympathetic, truthful eyes, "I had no idea what it does when I started making this 9 months ago. I must've forgotten all about it. It was one of my incomplete chemistry, during the time I was studying biology and life science. I didn't test it out until you got into this stuff. With the sound of a heart and seeing something kicked, I think........um.....I strongly believe....."

"Just get to the point!" yelled Lucky, not meaning to sound rude or impatient. He felt another kick again which makes him grunt. "Lucky," Cadpig solemnly and grimly answers, "You are pregnant....."

"He's what?!" Rolly yells in complete disbelief.

"P-p-p-per-bah-gawk!" Spot clucked into a stutter.

"PREGNANT!?" yelled Lucky. "Me!? IMPOSSIBLE!"

He felt another kick, which was a powerful one. "Oof!" he moans as he holds onto it, turning on the side.

"Apparently and technically, you are," the sorry puppy said. "Because you have drank the rest of it before I test it out, I have no idea how long will this last. It could be days or even weeks." "Even months or years!?" Rolly blurted that out. "Rolly!" Cadpig whispered harshly at him. Lucky appears to look more worried hearing that. "Sorry...." the round puppy muttered with some guilt.

Just then, a loud rumble is heard from Lucky's stomach. "What's happening now!?" yelled Lucky. All of the sudden, this stomach begins to grow. "Aw, shoot!" yelled Rolly, freaking out, "He's growing! He's gonna explode!" He begins to panic as he jumps behind the nearest hay bale. "Ex-p-p-plode!?" Spot reacts as he begins to squawk and cluck like crazy as she flaps her wings. She runs to were Rolly was hiding as some feather came out of her. Cadpig was the only one seeing this as she backs off from Lucky's body. From what was once a big potbelly, Lucky's stomach begins to swell up. It was making his arms and legs spread out as it suddenly stops.

His body was now a size of a big beach ball. "You can come out," Cadpig called him, "He didn't explode. He just grew..." Rolly slowly looks at Lucky's body. His face was priceless "I guess...you are Lucky," He said, with a slight pun. "Not funny, Rolly," barked Lucky. Suddenly, he felt 3 kicks and they were tough ones. "Oof..." he grunts, feeling like as if he is going to explode. The others begin to see that there were more than one babies inside him. They all began to feel sorry for Lucky. The only one who is the most sorry out of them is Lucky. He oughta know better than the drink something that he doesn't know. "You know, guys?" he begins to choke up, "I am so sorry. I'm sorry for drinking that potion, Cadpig. I thought it was some Kool-Aid or soda you were trying to concoct. My water bowl is in the dishwater lately. Sorry for yelling at you, Rolly. I...." his eyes begin to fill with tears. "I don't know what else is going to happen to me." He begins to bellow into tears.

"Hey, hey, it's okay" Rolly said, trying to cheer him up. He then begins to think. Noticing that Lucky is much bigger than him or the pig who is the Mayor, he wonders if this would do something to make Lucky feel supported. Rolly would go up to Lucky and rub his belly. "Rolly, what are you d...." Lucky was about to ask him, but that sensation was taking over him like a warm blanket. That rubbing was starting to make him feel a bit better. Tears dry away as he suddenly begins to pant happily. Even thought his tail is sticking out on the side, it was wagging a lot. Cadpig and Spot noticed that Lucky is recovering from his periodic sadness. "You feeling better?" Rolly asked. "I sure am," the pleasured puppy said, "Keep rubbing me." "Hey, you guys, come join with me. It's really fun and his body is so nice and fuzzy!" Rolly said. "Might as well," Cadpig said, "Like what to expect from a pregnant animal, attention is always required 24/7." She and the chicken joined in and begins to rub different parts of Lucky's body. With more of them rubbing him, he howls with glee from this sensation. In fact, when Rolly scratched it, it made his leg kick. This made Rolly smile warmly.

"Maybe it's not that bad after all" Rolly said. "Had to admit," Cadpig begins to add in, still ongoing with the rubbing. "Never knew this would happen, but my own brother is like a living teddy bear if bigger." "Too much fun I must say," Spot clucked, "But I like it!" "I love staying like this for a long time," barked the pregnant puppy happily.

That wish was not going to happen his water breaks. Lucky's face begins to reddened. Rolly then stops rubbing and so did Cadpig and Spot. "Um, that wasn't me. I'm housebroken...." Rolly said. "Rolly!" Cadpig yells in a more concerned voice. "It's Lucky! His water broke!" "The eggs are ready to hatch!" squawked the chicken. "HELP ME!" yelled the poor Lucky as all the puppies inside begin to fuss around like crazy. It was like a bar fight in his stomach. "What are we going to do?!?" Rolly said, sounding a bit scared. "This may sound weird, but..." Cadpig said seriously, "We got to help Lucky deliver." Rolly made a cringed expression as if this might lead to something very awkward. "Yeeesh...that sounds...weird" Rolly muttered in disgust. Lucky howls in pain while the contraction is still intact. "But we've got to help him!" squawked the nervous hen. Cadpig looks at the chubby puppy, giving him an order. "Rolly, you hold onto Lucky's front paw to let out that physical stress." "Okay..." Rolly said, placing his paw on Lucky's paw. "Spot, you help me with holding the babies while I help Lucky with this delivery part," the sister informed the chicken. Spot clucked in agreement with a salute. She they all went down to Lucky's bottom as Cadpig yells, "Try to breath, Lucky!" she tells the poor puppy. "Breathe!" Lucky breathes in and out, trying his best to calm down while getting ready for Cadpig's order. "Okay, now push!" she yells. Lucky grunts as he dig, grabbing hard on Rolly's paw. Rolly's face was like he plowed into the food bowl hard again while falling from the sky. "PUSH!" yelled Cadpig, which Lucky did it again while sweating like mad. And as he pushed again, the harder his grip. Rolly was feeling a lot of pain in his hand.

After 25 minutes of pushing and grunting, it was finally over with a total of 15 new born puppies. Cadpig and Spot were holding on of the young dalmatian babies that were already sleep. Rolly was nursing his paw after being squeezed very hard more than once (which might affect his blood circulation). For Lucky, he was all messy and exhausted. He had some fat on his body, but he was holding some of his babies. He had tears in his eyes while seeing them snuggle onto him. Rolly just kept shaking his paw to get blood back circulating. But then, he felt one puppy behind him. A small baby one, who wanted someone to hold him. Rolly would pick him up with the uninjured paw. As he did, he feels the pup snuggling onto his chubby chest. It made Rolly's heart melt. Rolly looks at Lucky. The chubby puppy smiles at that proud mother. "15 puppies," Cadpig smiled while caressing on with lots of spots on its stomach. "Just like our mother." "You're gonna make one heck of a good parent, Lucky. And you still are with that name of yours." Rolly positively complimented. "This might take me a long time to be a good parent," Lucky admits, "but I am so into this raising a family thing already." "You really think so, Lucky?" Cadpig asks, but notices that Lucky was too distracted with his happiness. "Lucky?" "LUCKY!" "LUCKY, WAKE UP!"

Just then, he opened his eyes. Everything was all blurry for a moment until it finally focuses. Lucky sees Cadpig, Spot, and Rolly looking at him. "He's awake," the chicken said. The horseshoe puppy notices that he is on the same hay pile, but notices that he is normal again. All slim and smooth and not a single pound on him. It all turned out that it was some weird yet heartwarming dream. He then sighs with relief, "Phew.... it never happened after all." But then, he frowns a bit with disappointment, "Aw, and if only raising kids was a true thing..."

"Are you okay, Lucky?" the chubby puppy asked him with concern, "You were out like a candle as soon as you took a nap on this hay pile!" "Raising kids?" Cadpig scratched her head in confusion. "Oh, it's nothing," Lucky decides to drop that topic. "Just some nonsensical dream." The trio looked at each other, feeling a bit baffled of what is he talking about. But then, something reminded Rolly. "Oh, Lucky, I just remembered," he begins to explained, "While you were napping, Anita just had your bowl all nice and clean." He the points his paw over to the right and there was his water bowl. "She had it filled with clean water." "Oh, goody," Lucky smiled as he gets up, "Now to wash my lunch down with it. Must've been the extra gravy that gave me some weird dream." As soon as he walks towards it, the others looked at each other. "Raising?" Cadpig starts first. "A family?" Spot proceed. "Him?" Rolly added the question.

Lucky finally got to his bowl, drinking away. As he got as much water as he needed, he sighs with liquid satisfaction. "Aaaah, much better." He then wipes his lips and begins to think. "You know?" he begins to talk to himself out loud, 'someway, when I get married and have a mate, I would love to raise more than 15 puppies. Just like Momma. I may not be the one to bear them, but I would be better off as a father than a mother." He winks at the audience as the iris went out.

- The End -
A LUCKY Parent [101 Dalmatians]
[[IMPORTANT NOTICE: Before reading the story, check this subscription. For what you are about to read might have a theme that might NOT be your interest or your cup of tea. This contains a theme of male pregnancy. Just to warn those who might be squeamish or very uneasy with this concept. Thank you for taking notice.]]

I never posted any story or concept that involves such a theme, but apparently, this is one of the very few. Special thanks to this prolific deviant :iconrabbidsfan: for making this story possible. Not to mention, this roleplay that me and Rabbidsfan did is inspired from a picture I one time asked :icongokucooper2222: with this same idea, which was originated back on October 6th, 2016. ((See image here: fav.me/dak8w5j))

Summary: Apparently, Cadpig is having a break from one of her chemistry-related projects until Lucky absent-mindedly drank it. He mistook it for a Kool-Aid-like drink and finishes that bottle up (which the bottle was labeled: Do Not Drink: Unpredictable Testing Substance). Little did he know that he is about to EXPECT the unexpected.

Credits: BEFORE READING, ALL CHARACTERS AND OTHERS ARE COPYRIGHTS TO DISNEY.
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Pilou Power [Puissance du Pilou!]
I am shocked to hear some summarized report of that incident last week when Paris, France suffered another blow from the infernal scums of the Earth who are members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (aka ISIS). And to think people already lost a lot of lives on November 13th, 2015 and lost a lot of talented artists in that Charlie Hebdo back on January 7th on the same year. Have we had enough already!? Those demons!

Anyway, I feel like an idea came to me just this week after. Because of those attacks, it's going to be one of those huge focuses for one of the candidates in the French presidential election (from April 23rd - May 7th, 2017). So here is my idea.

So Xavier and Archimedes were starting their chat on this issue. Just then, with this talk of France, it reminds Arch of something.

"VIVA LA FRANCE" is right!

Who'd like to root for Clementine and the rest of her folkloric rodents for their actions for their "Mère Patrie"!?!



Commentary: Sure, you do have legends that say that a pilou would have no consideration to a person's comfort. They can be sly and be on people's nervous with those noises on walls. However, I think that does NOT mean that they would let terrible people like terrorists get away with it. These creatures can sometimes (in my opinion) neutral embodiments of karma. So that's why I figure those pilous would do this to avenge their French homeland. Including knocking down walls in some rundown or speedy house that some idiotic terrorist would use for a hideout before noticing the walls are beginning to slam him down.  

Mirth of the Mirth ®
Myth of the Mirth ™
Troublesome Critters®
Troublesome Critters™

Xavier Hatchetstein, Archibald "Archimedes" Wedgeholm, and Clementine © Josiah Shockency (JCS)

12:36 PM Monday, April 24th, 2017 [[2nd day of the election for the President of France, goes from Sunday, April 24th to Sunday, May 7th, 2017]]

COPYRIGHT © MMXVII JCS. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
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The cacophony of vehicles were heard on some areas of the British metropolis, known as London. How the place always remain busy with trekking passerbys and some double-deckers roam pass one another. As they all do, there was something going on in the headquarters of everyone's beloved agent from the United Kingdom. The headquarters, which is discreetly designed to look like a red Royal Mail Post box, was stirring up a bit when Danger Mouse was roaming around the main room.

In the living room, we see DM, listening to his theme music in a loop on those earpods connected to a music tablet (very resemblancing to an Ipod) on the rounded mattress. While he bobs his head to it, a familiar hamster in glasses walk into the room and calls him name. "Chief." No response. "Chief?" This frustrates the sidesick as he begins to tap the agent's shoulder. "Oi, chief!" he yells, which he finally got Danger Mouse's attention. The white hero notices him and removes one earbud off his ears. "Oh, hello, Penfold," he greets happily, "What brings you here?" "Hey, chief," the light brown furred pal in a blue dress tux begins to state his business, "Have you seen my those special pair of sunglasses that play online movies? I can't seem to find them anywhere." "Penfold, I haven't seen then since you start watching some movies  4 days in a row," DM shrugged as Penfold scratches his head, feeling confused and defeated. "Perhaps the Professor took it back to do some updates on it?" "That might be possible," the hamster seems to agree, "I'll go see if she is in her lab." He begins to pit-pat away to another room. "I never thought he'd dig into those special spectacles," the mouse chuckles.

Before he can go back to enjoy his music, he hears a static behind him as familiar yet important voice was heard. "D.M! D.M!" The hero jumps up and notices the hologram of his boss, Colonel K. There, the hologram floats about as Danger Mouse salutes to him. "Aw, Colonel, please to see you again!" "DM!" that old critter begins to report, "There has been some panicking reports of some hostile creeps from another planet for the past 2 to 3 weeks!" "Another of those alien invasion type missions?" asked the hero. "Apparently, yes," the bearded colonel nods, "but it appears that we have no trace of any sort of those brutes. Not even our best allies and tracking experts can find them. Even with their advanced gadgets couldn't find a single bloomin' blighter." "Hmm...." the bold agent begins to rub his chin, "That does sound rather challenging." But then he got up and smiles. "But have no fear, Colonel! Pretty soon, I'll find out how to find those brutes and where can we trace them!" "I know I could count on you," the colonel chuckled, "Be on the lookout. Some say that they are all around us. That would mean not to trust any stranger at all! Keep close. Later then, D.M. and good luck!" Then the static fades away. Danger Mouse begins to place the device aside and begins to think. "Hm.... not even out advanced gadgets could not find them," he remembers what his boss pointed out. "Well, that's a bummer for my eye patch then. Looks like I gotta have use all my wits in order to save the world again..."

Just outside of the headquarters, we see Penfold walking out of the entrance, looking disappointed. "Not even Squawkencluck has seen them." He moans sadly as he sits near the gutter. "If only I knew where I placed those sunglasses." As he sits there, we see a tall leopard in a red vest, some bell bottom jeans, and some hot sneakers with a pair of shiny sunglasses. As it beams a glare, it captured the hamster's attention. As he sees that leopard walk away, he wonders if those are the exact pair he is looking for. "Oi, excuse me!" he yells as he begins to follow the leopard, "Are those the kind of glasses that play online movies?" As he follows the nonchalant feline, he is getting no answer from him. "Are you listening to me?" his brows begin to lift with suspicion. "Hello!" he yells at that leopard, beginning to feel more annoyed. Just then, he had it. He jumps up and grabs onto the leopard's head. "Oi, what's the big, bloomin' idea, yah scurvy imp!?" the leopard roared in surprise. "Gimme back those glasses, you thief!" yelled Penfold as he reaches for the sunshades. While those two fight, the leopard suddenly lost his footing.

THUMP!

The leopard was a bit dazed from his fall while Penfold was seeing some bit of stars while having those sunglasses on his one paw. He shakes his head and smiles to see that he has retrieve them. "Serves you right sneaking up into our headquarters and steal these online-movie-watching sunglasses!" huffed the victorious hamster. But before he put those sunglasses on, he begins to ask to himself, "I wonder if they have a preview for a movie trailer based on Giraffe Warrior coming soon." So he puts them on and then suddenly, he gasped in surprise. What he is seeing through those glasses are not menus to some online free movie menu. Instead, it was like looking through a regular sunglasses, expect everything is monochrome. While all of London is in black, white, and gray, he notices one of the nearby billboards that have different advertisements. There were words like "Beware", "Execute Order", "We Are Onto You", and many more phrases that sound like something from a propaganda. "Wha....." he mutters in surprise. Just then, he looks back at the leopard and he yells in a high pitched tone, "Oh, crumbs!" With those shades on, it appears that leopard's face was all a pale-white face with no eyes, nose, or lips (which exposes it fangs).  That leopard gets up and holds his head, moaning, "Oh, what happened...?" Feeling terrifying, the startled hamster begins to worriedly shriek at the top of his lungs and starts to run away. As he disappears, the leopard regained consciousness and realizes that the hamster is gone with the pair. "Oh, crumpets..." he mutters, realizing what just happened.

"CHIEF!" Danger Mouse could hear Penfold's shriek coming inside the headquarters. He turns around fast and notices that hamster pal of his in those sunglasses. "Penfold, you've found those.... OOF!" he couldn't finish his sentence when Penfold hugs tightly on him. "Chief! It's horrible! There are these signs everywhere! Like terrible commands from some tyrant! And there was a leopard who has no skin or fur at all! I think we're under attack!" "Penfold, Penfold!" yelled Danger Mouse as he tries to get the hamster off of him. "Calm down now!" He suddenly takes those sunglasses off of him as he gives him that look like a disciplining parent. "Penfold, what did I tell you about watching those scary movies?" "But I didn't watch any scary movies!" the hamsters protested, "I really did saw what I've looked through those glasses!" "Seriously," the skeptical hero rolled his eyes, "you always imagine such horrible things while the Colonel has informed us that some aliens are out there and we have no idea where to find them!" Danger Mouse looks at those pair, wondering if this was movie one that Penfold must've found. He also wondered if Penfold saw some scary movie or is he telling the truth. "I am not imagining all this!" the poor sidekick said. "If you are seriously watching something horrifying, then you must be..." He didn't finish his sentence when he put those glasses on.

"What on Earth!?" he reacts, "why is everything black and white? Is this some B-rated movie?" He asked as he turns around and then looks at the big window. He notices those billboards said the same thing. "Beware." "Execute Order", "We Are Onto You", "Rest And Multiply", and all the others. "This isn't the online movie sunglasses!" the mouse said in surprise. He looks down and notice some of the passing individuals have no skin or fur. "Good grief!" the digusted mouse muttered in surprise. "I told you I'm not making this up!" Penfold huffs, "I haven't even watch any scary movies since the Beware The Mudman!" Danger Mouse finally took off those glasses and looks shocked and convinced. "Penfold, what you have just found is the very thing we need!" "What?" the confused hamster asked. Just then, Danger Mouse grabbed his pal's paw and pulls him along. "Oh!" "Quick, Penfold!" the hero said, "To the lab!"

Inside the busy lab of Professor Squawkencluck, we see that the two were already with the professor. There, the slim hen in pony-tailed red hair, glasses and a lab coat, looking into this strange pair of spectacles. "I dunno how Penfold did it," Danger Mouse begins to talk, "but he manages to find the very thing that might help us." "These aren't the same pair that you have borrowed, Penfold," the hen said as she scrutinizes the pair, looking around every angle of it, "But this is one odd pair." "I dunno what on Earth is going on!" the baffled and serious Penfold said. "I thought that leopard might've stolen it!" "Did you say a leopard was wearing one?" Squawkencluck asked him. "Yes," nodded the hamster. "I clobber him down, thinking that he swiped the movie glasses." "Did his face have no skin and fur like one of those outside!?" Danger Mouse asked. "Yes," nodded the hamster, "But please tell what's going on here!" "Penfold," Danger Mouse begins to explain while the professor pulls out a screwdriver. "The Colonel has told me that there is an alien invasion going on. He said that reports indicate that there is no luck of finding out who is who and where can we track them. Our gadgets have no chance to find them either." "But with this kind of pair," the hen said as she finishes with the screwing, "They look like they are from that alien life form. With these, we can be able to track down every one of these brutes and expose them!" "But how are we going to convince the public?" the hamster wondered, "Suppose those whole world thinks that we have gone crackers and sparking some riot?!" "I'll have to dig deeper into the glasses to find out where they connect to," the hen said as she takes those shades. "This will take me a while, so you two go out and find out if there are other freaks that are wearing one of these. They might be some guards that are keeping the aliens from being revealed to the public. We might need more of them. I'll inform the Colonel about this discovery." "Come, Penfold," D.M said as he begins to head out of the lab, "We got to find more of those glasses." "Coming, chief!" the hamster said as he races after the chief.

Soon, they got into the Mark IV Danger Car and out they go with a zoom. As they are high in the sky, Danger Mouse was looking on his side while steering the car while Penfold looks on his side. "We cannot tell if all of London are aliens, but if we can find some out of place characters who are wearing those kind of sunglasses, we might be able to track them down." "That's going to be a bit tricky, chief," Penfold states with some concern. "I understand, Penfold," the driving rodent nodded, "but it never hurts to try." Just then, he spots something going on near an alley on the other side of town. Some police cars pointing at the entrance of the alley. "Penfold, something is happening over there!" D.M. begins to turn the Mark IV downward as they land on the other side of the alley, which was blocked with a bricked wall.

As they exit out, they walked around the neighborhood and spot the 3 police cars. They approach closer to it until they begin to hear some grunts and punches coming from the alley. Suddenly, coming out of the alley was a fat hippopotamus cop who was carrying a panicking cocker spaniel in a black suit, blown slacks, and some orange loafers. He was wearing some red eyeglasses. Leading the way was a frog officer and a female giraffe officer. There, the spaniel was barking at the top of his voice, "Open your blooming eyes and ears! We are in grave danger! Them brutes are all around us! Them blackguards are out there, controlling the public while pretending to be us! WAKE UP, YOU BLOOMING FOOLS! I AM NOT CRAZY!" His voice was cut off when he was throw inside one of the cars and shut it right up. "Blimey, that cocker Spaniel must of cracked,' stated the hippo, adjusting his constable cap. "Not only disturbing the peace," the frog croaked, 'but starting up some outrageous riot." "Forget putting him in jail," the giraffe huffs, "Put him in the nuthouse!" "You mean the Arkwright Asylum?" the hippo asked. "Yeah, because this mutt is barking the wrong tree." The cops got ready to get back on their cars and begin to ride away with the poor spaniel as their sirens went off. As they disappear, Penfold and Danger Mouse got close to the alley. "The poor lad," the hamster said, having sympathy for that dog. "He was only telling the truth and yet the whole public thinks that he has gone nuts." "Well, he will be later pardoned once we have those brutes exposed with pure evidence." Danger Mouse said, "But I wonder why he keeps referring to them as 'them'. Has he forgot proper English?" "Chief, look!" Penfold said as he points at the alley. On the middle of the ground, nearby a speedy waste bin was a pair of sunglasses. Probably the same one the leopard had. "There's one of those shades now!" "Perfect, Penfold!" D.M. begins to pace up to get to the glasses. "We've got it!" the proud mouse said while Penfold smiles to see that his hero has it.

"And we got YOU!" A voice was heard from behind them. They turned around and notices a gang of 3 animals were blocking the only entrance in and out of the alley. There was a punk-looking hare who has spiked braces, a black shirt with a skull of a cattle, a pair of pants that its sleeves were torn to make it short, and has cleats. Between him were a gray French poodle in a business suit and a pig in a green T-shirt, some brown slacks, and some black loafers. The poodle and the pig were wearing those exact same sunglasses, expect the hare, which might be the one who placed that pair on the ground for a bait. "Oh, heck..." Penfold mutters. "Heck will soon come to you indeed, pipsqueak," the hare growled, "now that you have found out our secret from one of our kind's glasses!" "You're not going to get away with this, punks!" D.M. said to those crooks as Penfold hides behind him. "You're making a big mistake for bumping into our business, yah rogue..." the poodle huffed in a very think, Cockney accent. "Let's get 'em, boyos..." snort the pig.

So the tough trio begins to charge right at the trapped twosome. Just then Danger Mouse quickly jumps and kicks the chin of the pig with his right foot. Not only that, but he has hand over the poodle's head, which blinds the mutt for a bit. Penfold was covering himself with a tin lid of the trash bin as that hare tries to move that shield off of hamster. "Eek!' the hamster squealed as the hare lifts the lid. He shakes the lid violently, but Penfold's tenacity or grip was so strong that he isn't even slipping out. "Hang in there, Penfold!" Danger Mouse yells as he took down the hog. The poodle runs up to him with a switchblade and charges right at our hero. Danger Mouse then reaches something into his pocket near his red belt. Before that blade could ever get any close, D.M. pulls out an open spice bottle and quickly douses that poodle with some blue powder. "HEY!" the poodle muttered. While he was coughing and sputtering the powder that got into his mouth, Danger Mouse took this opportune time to strike. He punches the poodle's stomach and the side of his face. From that, the poodle begins to feel very dizzy. He then slumps to the ground as he begins to sleep away. While that was being taken care of, once more, he hears Penfold yelling, "CHIEF!" He sees that Penfold is still holding  onto the lid while the hare still attempts to shake him off of it. Danger Mouse then takes the switchblade and closes it right back up. Next, he tosses the closed switchblade, clobbering the back of the hare's head. "OW!" he yells as he lets go of the lid. While the hamster still hangs onto the lid, he looks over to see what that blackguard was going to do next. The hare turns his attention on D.M., growling, "You're dead meat!" The hamster then remembers the lid he's holding onto. He had a thought of what to do with it. "Hey, dumb bunny!" Penfold calls on the hare as he throws that lid like a Frisbee. "What did you call me, pip..." The lid struck his face before he could even call Penfold a pipsqueak. While the hare was stunned by it, Danger Mouse splashes the same blue powder at him. "Ack!' the rabbit yells. Suddenly, he loses consciouness and falls to the ground.

The fight was over and all the crooks were taken down. Danger Mouse spread the blue powder on the pig so that way, he won't be awake for a while. "Crumbs, those guys really pick up such a nasty fight," commented Penfold as he walks near the mouse. "Thankfully, I had my Sleeping Powder with me," D. M. said as he plugs the bottle and places it back inside his pocket. "Let's hope they won't wake up in the next 30 minutes," muttered D.M.'s pal. "Klaatu barada nikto..." the gray poodle muttered in his sleep. "Well, since these brutes had those sunglasses with them, we might as well take them." "Right-O, chief!" agreed the hamster as they took all 3 sunglasses. "Now, let's head back to Mark VI before..."

"Danger Mouse!" a familiar American voice was heard. They turned around and notices a notable mouse. Aside Danger Mouse as the top secret agent that's from the United Kingdom, there was Jeopardy Mouse, the other greatest agent from the United States of America. That familiar tan-furred female mouse in bluish purple hair with a purple streak who is dressed in a nice pink spandex-like suit with white stripes that cupped her arms and made an upside V-like design on her torso. Not to mention that sea green blue bloos and that belt with a turquoise J. She walks to him as Danger Mouse was pleased to see another person here. "Aw, Jeopardy, so glad you can..." "What are you doing here!?" she yells at him. "We're in a bigger crisis while you are taking down some common criminals!" "But these aren't..." Jeopardy kept on going, which was why Danger Mouse couldn't speak up. "How can you focus something so trivial while we have some aliens on the loose!?" that American agent rolled her eyes as she rants right there. "But these are!" D.M. tried to get that complaining rodent to hear him. "They look nothing like aliens!" Jeopardy huffs, "Can't believe that you got unprofessional things to do while we are..." While she goes on with her overbearing rant, she wasn't aware that Danger Mouse was behind her. Having those glasses ready, he places them over Jeopardy's eyes. "Hey!" she yells  as she opens her eyes and she realizes that everything was gray, black and white. "Danger Mouse, is this one of your tricks...?" she responds as she looks back at the unconscious bodies of the hare, the poodle, and the pig. She gags in disgust to see that their faces have no skin and fur. She takes off those glasses and sees those brutes in skin and fur. "What!?" she reacts, placing those back on and see them with no skin and fur. "They are not from here," D. M. informs her. When she looks up, she notices that Danger Mouse and Penfold look normal and healthy, even though they are in the monochrome screening. "What kind of sunglasses are these?" she asks, looking at the two. "Those are glasses that are made by the aliens who are trying to keep track with their own kind while going undercover from the public." Penfold answered. "They are especially worn by some guards who are preventing us from knowing the truth."  "Thankfully," Danger Mouse included, "the Professor has informed the Colonel.' "Then, they should share it to the other agents," Jeopardy concluded as she takes those sunglasses off.

"Jeopardy!" she hears a static voice. She looks behind her and sees a hologram of her boss, General Schwartznut. "Jeopardy, reporting for duty, sir!" she salutes. "Jeopardy," the mustached, buffed squirrel begins to inform her as he adjusts his green collar. "Our allies have discovered the way how to track those hidden aliens. Colonel K told us that Professor Squawkencluck looked into a pair of sunglasses that seem to expose our enemy. She has detected a location where it enables the programmed disguises of those space freaks. There is a broadcaster somewhere in London that, too, is designed to look like something that is less suspicious." "I can see that," Jeopardy said, "Thanks to Danger Mouse and his sidekick, they have managed to find more of those sunglasses. We can use them to be on the look out of those aliens." "Perfect!" the American general smiled. "Keep on the look out and check on your secret watches. The Colonel has said that there is a map that will guide you all to the broadcaster. Go right to it and destroy it so we can finally reveal our enemy!" "Got it, sir!" she salutes. "Signing out!" The hologram disappeared suddenly. She then turns back to the boys, smiling. "Are we ready, boys?" "As ready as you are," chuckled the British spy while Penfold smiles hopefully.

Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Jeopardy Mouse got out of the alley with those sunglasses on them. They look like a small yet one cool, tough gang of three with those shades on. Jeopardy looks around in those shades and posts those propaganda posters and seeing some differences between the real civilians and the fake ones. Remembering that the one with no skin or fur are the aliens, the female mouse was glad to identify the real freaks. "Sheesh," reacted the American spy, "These freaks are everywhere. I'm surprised nobody, but us, are aware that they are around." "Let's not comment any longer, Jeopardy," D. M. said to her. "We got to get back to the Mark VI to find the broadcaster." She and Penfold agreed as she said, "Right. Now let's go chew some gum and kick tail!" "Only except, we don't have any bubblegum at all," the hamster mentions before they all ran off.

The Mark VI zooms in the air as Danger Mouse was taking the wheel. Penfold was at the back seat and Jeopardy was on the passanger sear next to D. M. as she has her secret watch out. She checks out the map that was just out by the agency, showing the whole chart-like map of London. Just then, a question came up to her. "Say, how did the Professor got the data on those glasses?" "I clobber down a jaguar who was wearing them," answered the hamser. "You did?" Jeopardy was quite surprised that it was him to later found the very key. "Yes," nodded the hamster. "You see, the professor has made one pair that looks like the one the jaguar was wearing. It's very special one. You can watch online movies in them." "Really now?" the American lady chuckled. "Indeed, if it weren't for Penfold, we would never found out where to find those aliens and their broadcaster." Danger Mouse smiled warmly as his loyal and useful sidekick. "Once this mission is over, you deserve most of the credit for making this success possible," complimented Jeopardy before her secret watch was beeping like mad. On the map, it appears that they are zooming along the River Thames. "It seems like the broadcaster is somewhere close," the American female mouse said as she keeps looking at the map. "If it's in the most obvious spot, I would name it the clock tower." Danger Mouse chuckled, just to imagine the most cliche-like spot. "I'm getting a reading!" Jeopardy said seeing a red dot on the map, which the yellow triangle (which represents the Mark VI) is heading close to. "And it's leading us right to..." Before she could finish her sentence, Danger Mouse blurted out, "I know it! I called it!" Looking up on the windshield, they are approaching towards the icon of London, the Big Ben aka the Elizabeth Tower.

As soon as they are getting close to the famous ticking spire, Jeopardy begins to tell more. "According to here, it sez that the broadcaster is right on the tip of the clock tower. It's disguising itself as a cross on the top!" "Some freak must've replaced the real on that's at the top with that broadcaster!" Danger Mouse concluded. "Then we must shot it down!" Jeopardy finally said.

RATATATATATATATATA...!!!

Sounds of bullets from a machine gun were heard. "Crumbs!" Penfold peeped as everyone turned to where that shooting was coming from. Coming this way were 3 helicopters with two pilots in each chopper. One drives while the other one shoots with a machine gun. There was a pilot zebra and a shooting jaguar in Helicopter 1, there was a pilot goat and a shooting hedgehog in Helicopter 2, and there was pilot alligator and a shooting jaguar (the same one Penfold clobber down) in Helicopter 3. "Looks like they have found out that we know what the whole public doesn't know!" suggested Danger Mouse. "Then, one of us will have to take them down while one goes up the top!" the lady then mentions. "How about you go up the tower this time?" D. M. suggested. "I've been in and out of the landmark of London more than once though." "I am happy to take this honor, Danger Mouse," she said as Danger Mouse begins to shoot out missiles at one of the helicopters.

Because they were target-locked missiles, the first one manages to struck Helicopter 1. The second missile came out and took down the propeller and the top of Helicopter 2. Because those were the only missiles the flying vechile had, there will have to be a different plan of attack. The Mark VI was now at the level where the face of the clock is. "Looks like this is my spot!" Jeopardy said as she notices that the window is opening all the way up. With the whole roof open, she unbuckles her seat belt and jumps high in the sky. In midair, she activates some leather wings that were added into her suit. She then dives down and goes in the middle, causing her to glide towards the roof of the Elizabeth Tower. While aiming right at it, she activates her gloves and boots that had some strong plunger-like domes. By the time she hits the roof, the plungers plugged onto the surface. She has made it, but she still has a few yards. So the female American climbs up the roof with those plungers sucking and letting go from each step closer.

While she tries to get closer, Helicopter 3 was flying away from the Mark VII (which the roof was closed right back up). "Oi, we got to go after that broad before she gets to the broadcaster!" the jaguar yelled. "We could, if we get these bloody pests out of our way." the cold-blooded pilot protested.  "Penfold, we've got to stop them before they would get a chance to shot Jeopardy down!" D.M. said. "But we're already out of missiles!" Penfold reminded him. "Then, we'll just have to toss some granades at them," the hero suggested as he reaches into the small storage container just in the middle of the two seats. Once he did, at first, he though he had a grenade in his palm. But instead, it turns out to be a large mason jar of black cherry jam. "Penfold," the unimpressed mouse begins to question his partner, "Why is there a jar of black cherry jam in this container?" "Heh heh...' the guilty hamster chuckled with a shrug, "I thought we might have a small snack during our mission." "Well, you forgot to bring in toasted bread," he responded back to him. "Oh, crumbs, you're right," the hamster slapped his face, "I DID forgot to bring in bread along with us." Just then, an incredible inkling came to our agent. "Say, Penfold," he begins to speak, "I think you might have given me some really convenient after all." "What's that?" the hamster wondered. The roof was beginning to open. This lead Penfold to a worried feeling about what Danger Mouse is about to do. "Um, Chief...." he begins to protest about what D. M. is about to do. While Penfold explains his declination of this idea, D. M. was busy, adjusting his range and his maiming. Once he has it right at the zooming chopper that is facing on the side, Danger Mouse hollered, "JAM AWAY!" He tosses it right out while Penfold yells, "MY JAM.........!!!" That jar was heading towards the open door where the shooter is.

CLASH!

The glass hit the machine gun as jam covers the jaguar. The jam also got onto the steering wheel, which the alligator was taking control of the helicopter. "Ah, sticky jam!" yelled the jaguar. "It's sticking onto my fur!" He tries to lick it off, but there was a lot that were covering him. The jam that got onto the controls was short-fusing the circuits. It zapped and sparkled as the gator yells in terror. With that being done, the helicopter was doing in circle while zooming down.

Down....

Down...

Down...

SPLASH!

It crashed onto the waters of the River Thames near the Westminister Bridge. And then, a big explosion took place afterwards. Danger Mouse sees the smoke coming from there as he yells, "Yes!" He then notices Penfold, trying to look over with those big puppy eyes of sadness. Danger Mouse didn't mean to hurt his feelings. He begins to speak to the poor lad. "I'm sorry, Penfold. I know how much you love jam, but your jam has manage to take out those blighters, which they won't shoot at us or Jeopardy. Your jam oughta be a hero's jam." The way how he puts it really caught the depressed hamsters attention. "A 'hero's jam'?" he asked, beginning to wipe away those tears. "Yes, indeed," nodded the smiling mouse. "In fact, you are a hero this whole entire time, too. We oughta hold a victory party with all of your best jam!" How that made the hamster blush with happiness. "Aw, chief..." he smiles with a chuckle, "You are so kind."

"AAAAAAAH!"

They heard Jeopardy's shriek from the top. She was, in fact, at the top. She was close to the Juvenile on top of Big Ben, but she was being grabbed by an angry rat in a white T-shirt, some black slacks, boots, and has a brown, shaggy hair. His claws were grabbing onto Jeopardy's reaching hand that was close to the cross-designed broadcaster. She struggles to break loose, but the grip was too strong. "Let go of me, you dirty rat!" she yells at him. "You're only making your funeral too early if you dare," hissed the rat. "It's a long way down the down. Unless if I..." He begins to use his other claw to slash her face. She gasps to see this about to happen. Just then, during this moment, the big hand on the Elizabeth Tower just ticked to 12 while the little hand was pointing at 1. One of the hammers hit one of its ancient yet gargantuan bells with a big...

CHIME!

Because that the two were on top of the tower, the chime was enormously loud where they're at. It made the rat and Jeopardy quiver. Sadly, the rat begins to lose his balance as he absent-mindedly uses his other claw to grab onto the broadcaster. Jeopardy lose hers and falls off the edge while holding onto the rat's arm. This jerk with their weight caused the juvenile-looking broadcaster to bent down. And then....

SNAP!

It was broken off. Once that was disconnected, the rat and Jeopardy begins to slip down the slope of the roof while screaming as if their time is about to come. But as soon as they reach over the edge, Jeopardy falls first as the rat lets her go. She screams during her fail until she shortly lands on something soft. She sees herself and looks around. She was back on the passanger seat on the Mark VI with the roof opened all the way. Danger Mouse smiles at her, noticing that scared moment of this so called "greatest" secret agent from America. But that didn't last when the rat's shriek came in. D.M., Jeopardy, and Penfold looked over the side and watches that rat fall down with the broadcaster. He holds onto it as he falls directly into the filthy and cold waters of the River Thames. Due to the long distance of the fall and the impact was so great, it blasted that broadcaster right away!

Now that the broadcaster has been off of the Elizabeth Tower and is completely destroy, the whole world begins to see the difference. Somewhere in Buckingham Palace, we see the imperial hallway where there was a row of the Queen's guards already in position. Walking down this hallway was Her Majesty, who appears to be an elderly yet cute Pembroke Welsh Corgi for the kingdom's Queen. There, she graciously walks down with her lovely blue dress, a red scarfe, some gracous jewel necklace, her glasses, and most of all, her illustrious crown. All the guards remain still as she walks pass them. However, when she reaches to the last guard, the Queen stops for a moment. She turns and notices that the last guard's face has no skin and no fur. All a place white face, but no eyes, no eyes, nothing. It looked a lot like a skull. "Oh, oh, my," the monarch gasped. "Is there something wrong, your Highness?' the exposed yet unaware alien asked. The guards turned to see what was troubling the Queen and they, too, were startled from the freak. "Guards!" she begins to yell a command, "Seize this phony at once!" The real royal guards quickly pounced onto the revealed creep. Curses and hollers were heard during this ordeal.

"The whole world is in a panic," a news reporter was announcing on the news, "All the corners of the world have discovered that the aliens were in fact here! They were disguising themselves perfectly like ordinary people until something expose them. Colonel K and General Schwartznut both claimed that they used a broadcaster on the juvenile and cross that was on top of London's iconic clock tower. They say that they have the program to conceal their true identity while having some special sunglasses to find their own kind! But thanks to Danger Mouse, his sidekick, Penfold, and Jeopardy, they have managed to find the broadcaster, destroy it, and revealing the creeps. Already, people are beginning to fight off the aliens. They throw rocks at them, kicking them out in clubs, and even chasing them out. Even Her Majesty has one disguising as one of ther Royal Guards taken down. All of the aliens seem to be escaping from all the people in the world who are fighting for self defense..."

As a matter of fact, during this time, all the freaks begin to zap away and zoom out of Earth like a shooting star. With that, the last freak was zapped away and scurrying upward in the void. Everybody around the globe begin to cheer with victory. Even in London, everyone was celebrating. Somewhere in the famous metropolis in England, there was big event taking place in a public park. A huge ceremony was being held as there were lots of tables that are displaying cake, ice cream, and even some of Penfold's home-made jam and marmalade. There were all the familiar faces there. There was Colonel K, General Schwartznut, the Queen, Professor Squawkencluck, that cocker spaniel (who seems to be released for telling the truth about those aliens in the first place) and many others. On the main table, we see Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Jeopardy. As everyone was having a wonderful time for their victory party and an honorary celebration of the heroic deed of those three, Danger Mouse and Jeopardy were all looking at the hamster. "Penfold, you have done the most on  this mission," D.M. said to his pal, who was enjoying his strawberry jam sandwich. "We are all proud of you," Jeopardy smiled, patting the hamster. He gulps his mouthful and then blushes very warmly, "Aw, shucks, I don't know what to say... I'm awfully speechless..." "Amazing job zere, little one," a familiar, old, tired voice was heard.

The three knows that voice anyway. Danger Mouse turns to the right side was his long arch nemesis. It was the same old toad in a purple tux dress and has a white furry caterpillar pet. It was Baron Silas Greenback and his pet, Nero. "The Baron!" gasped Jeopardy. "What are you doing here?" asked D. M. "Hey, I just zought I'd join in ze fun." He gives his caterpillar a sandwich that has blueberry jam. "I admit. I had a problem of mine own vile zose freaks were even in my lair. I, too, have heard small news of aliens being here, but never figured out who. It vas a mad goose chase. But after zat broadcaster zey have mentioned, me und my men vere able to take down zose imposters! So anyvay, I sought zis time, I'd put aside my evil schemes and enjoy ze celebration." It may be odd to hear that from a toad who is hellbent on world domination, but it was somewhat nice that he is giving it a rest on this reasonable occasion. "You z'ree enjoy your victory vile it lasts," the Baron said as he begins to sound wicked again, "Because sooner or later, I vile be back in business. So expect me sooner or later, Danger Mouse." He tops it off with his evil laughter, even his pet joins in. They continue to laugh as they walk away to enjoy the fun.

Just then, while Danger Mouse and Jeopardy glanced where that villain went off to, Penfold begins to break the ice. "But I really to say, speaking of how I manage to find the key to bust those aliens, whatever happened to those online movie sunglasses?" Danger Mouse then remembers those glasses from the very beginning. He, too, wonders where it was. Meanwhile, somewhere in space, on a gray planet on the other side of the galaxy (far away), there was one alien was wearing some sunglasses. In one stone carved building, which has some carved writing of some incoherent and baffling alien writing, was the leopard-like alien who was looking through them in his messy bedroom. He looks entertained by it as he speak in a normal voice, "Whoa! That trailer for that upcoming Giraffe Warrior movie is awesome! I can't wait to see it when it's released online!"

- THE END -
[[of THEM...?]]
Them Live [Danger Mouse]
My very first and official fan story out of the recent version of a 2015 reboot of a beloved British spy cartoon series from 1981. By any other name, the greatest secret agent, DANGER MOUSE! This is my very first one for DM! I apologize for some errors that I didn't correct. I did this entire story all evening! I bet I am now exhausted from writing all this. I hope this is good enough for my first attempt....

To start my first one, it's something that I feel inspired to write as a spoof out a 1988 cult film from John Carpenter. If you remember "THEY LIVE", then you might get the idea of what this story will be about! And why not? This might be a funny twist and wacky turn on this otherworldy madness.


Special thanks to :iconashleywolf259: for sharing me more about the 2015 reboot of Danger Mouse.


Credits: BEFORE READING, ALL CHARACTERS AND OTHERS ARE COPYRIGHTS TO FREMANTLEMEDIA AND BOULDER MEDIA!!! 
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The Purpose of A ''Pileated Pest''
After remembering seeing a Timon and Pumbaa episode on Youtube, I was informed about woodpeckers and why they peck wood. When I was little, I used to thought that woodpeckers were like beavers: eating off the bark of a tree. But it turns out, years later, that woodpeckers only dig their bills down into the inside of a tree for a search of insects: their personal pot of gold to find. Because of the fact that woodpeckers are insectivores, they will peck away trees and any wooden things to find some bugs. They would go after anything like ants, termites, caterpillars, beetles, and all sorts! Even bees of all sorts like carpenter bees, honey bees, and more.

That's when an brilliant idea came to me!

If you remember that gag I used like twice, which is about some woodpeckers (or how Xavier refers to them as ''pileated pests'')) pecking away a wooden handle from a ax that Xavier hopes to eat (which he gets pretty angry at them for doing that), then you know what will become of this comic.

Good thing Archimedes pointed pointed out what I just said to you viewers the same to Xavier.

Maybe having his axhandle coated in honey wasn't a smart idea.

((As a matter of fact, the only reason woodpeckers would peck onto your house is if there is a bug nest like bees, termites, or ants. It's best to remove the nest to prevent those birds from leaving damages on your house. Just remember that!))


Mirth of the Mirth ®
Myth of the Mirth ™
Troublesome Critters®
Troublesome Critters™

Xavier Hatchetstein and Archibald "Archimedes" Wedgeholm © Josiah Shockency (JCS)

1:03AM Sunday, April 23nd, 2017

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Ever since :iconww07kid: brought back Tiny Toon Adventures to me, it reminded me of the pop culture humor. Those references and parodies on celebrities, movies, and popular things in the 1990s. 

I felt like doing to the same thing for today! Like with Hollywood's biggest stars today and all that! 

I only got a few so far since the mention of TTA!

On Sunday, April 23rd, 2017, I had a hunch of drawing some hottest celebrities of our time in the style of tall tale creatures....

* Charlotte Pollaxeson (Scarlett Johansson) [Axhandle Hound]

* Christoffer Choppen (Christopher Walken) [Axhandle Hound]

* Juniper Goodluck (Ginnifer Goodwin) [Jackalope] 

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Tuesday, April 25th, 2017

* Stephen Kersplashing (Stephen King) [Billdad]

* Murray Billdaddy (Bill Murray) [Billdad]

* Willy Crystallake (Billy Crystal) [Billdad]

* Mac Blackjackrabbit [Jack Black] [Jackalope]
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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

* Donny Shadowdepth [Johnny Depp] [Hidebehind]

* Flint Eastrope [Clint Eastwood] [Roperite]


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And those are what I have so far. If you got more that you remember from Hollywood, or if there are movies or cartoons that you're like to see in a legendary version, comment down below! I am always willing to hear them! 

And beside, if there is a Hollywood in Troublesome Critters, I would of come up their own like FEARSOMEWOOD! XD 

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